urbancatfitters:

me: everyone is beautiful and important and deserves a good life
me: except me, I’m trash

(via fartgarfunkel)

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bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude

(via papadevs)

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dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via friendlypenguins)

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